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There are no stupid questions. There are only stupid people who ask questions.

We have it at the bar I work at. It's good, but for cheepo bourbon, I still prefer Bullet Bourbon. Try it.

Porn people tell me who this is. Do it.

Next time you're at the bar and you want a strong shot, without a strong taste, have the bartender mix up some Absolute Vodka, lemonade and a bit of Grenadine. I call it "Sex With The Bartender" and...

Well no shit, but I'm not going to volunteer it.

I taste tested all that Loopy, Whipped, and S'mores Vodka. Horrible stuff. The girls buy it by the case load. I just laugh when men try and get it, then pour them a shot of Jack.

So thanks to a lovely 10% pay cut from the city of Detroit, I am back to bar tending at a couple spots. Making money, having fun. Damn glad. Trying to knock the rust off the skills and update my...

Damn you people. Who is she?

Who is she?

You are clearly a very slow learner.

IBS. I've had it for years. SUX, but always good for getting rid of fast food without taking in all the calories.

Someone turned her out but good. That's what happens when a chick gets her first really good fucking.

Firehouse today. 2nd family.

Dude, don't let the other guy fuck your girl. I'm am all into this on SLS, and they often think it's a great idea to have me go at their girl, and then it's fucked for them after. You DON"T want to...

God damn hippies.

The Asian guys girlfriend, but not by zombies.

Don't care how fat she gets. Still fucking hot. And rich. Rich helps. Must have.

I work as a bouncer at a bar in downtown Detroit on weekends. Will have a fight tonight and tomorrow. Or three.

I snarfled.

I just had a 22 year old blonde girl up to my firehouse. Time flies.

Bitch, get back in the kitchen and make me a sam'ich.

It's great. When you make her do a real one it's like two little squirt guns going off. And the look on her face when she does it for the first time is priceless.

Highbeam has come a long way since joining this site. I am so proud.

Almost curable these days anyway.

And thanks for the blue taco above. I didn't need that.