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    Default I can hide it no longer... NSFW

    I've been told by more than one Doctor since I was 15 that I could never get pregnant.
    That has proven to be false, Slap has indeed knocked me up (yes it's his I haven't been with anyone else in 5 months)
    I will more than likely chronicall my body changes out her from now till I have the baby and how long it takes me to get my body back.
    I hope you enjoy.


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    Are you sure it's slaps?

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    Oh and congrats?

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    let the records show that I was first to call "troll job"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    let the records show that I was first to call "MYSELF AN IDIOT"
    This.

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    congrat's. any other kid's, step children? we don't come with owners manual's, you should for real study up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    let the records show that I was first to call "troll job"
    2nd

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    If I had a nickel for every ujer that has knocked up another ujer...I'd have 10 cents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the asshole View Post
    congrat's. any other kid's, step children? we don't come with owners manual's, you should for real study up
    No kids or steps for me, Slap has a 24y/o Son and 20 y/o Daughter who just made him a Grandfather in June.
    Not understanding what I'm "trolling" but believe what you want you don't affect my day to day.

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    The boobs are growing like weeds and I'm only 2 and a half months along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    let the records show that I was first to call "troll job"
    Animal and Slappy are lovers?

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    congrats and keep posting im sure u can make pregnant hott

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    Let's see what the vagina is doing....




    Hey... Someone had to ask...

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    I'm still waiting to see your face...that'd be swell.

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    because it's halloween......


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    Yep, slap's daughter is hot. Someone was bound to knock her up.

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    Holy shit!

    Congrats you two, wish you the best and a very special request to the big guy upstairs for a healthy pregnancy for BG to carry through a healthy and happy newborn.

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    Post the untrasound of Slappy junior pulling it!

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    Oh I forgot, congrats.

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    Oh and Gratz BG, i hope everything comes out ok

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