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    Default worst place to have to take a dump

    I'm deciding between a boat or an airplane, I'm going with the airplane, diarreah and turbulance is not a good match, plus the bathrooms are tiny and you can feel people waiting for you to finish...fuckers

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    "In your pants" is the correct answer.

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    In a kayak.

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    Japan's hole in the ground squatting toilets. Fuck that mess I won't even pee in those.

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    Holding cell

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    You'd prefer to shit in a kayak over a hole in the ground that you can immediately walk away from? Lady, you cra cra.

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    At a new girls house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by necronomous View Post
    At a new girls house.

    that actually might be worse than holding cell and bad plane

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    Squatting on the ground with no toilet paper by a dumpster.

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    With the nervous shits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreakShowFanatic View Post
    Squatting on the ground with no toilet paper by a dumpster.
    No sweat

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    before sun rise in a deer stand.

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    49ers game...candlestick park with 200 drunks who pissed on the toilet or shit on the floor before you got in the one stall that doesn't lock or have a door.

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    Anywhere on Bourbon St during Mardi Gras.

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    Apparently none of you have used the bathroom in a bus...

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    If you travel by bus, shitting yourself is probably not a big deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustInTime View Post
    Apparently none of you have used the bathroom in a bus...
    Most of us aren't that poor.

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    Jack in the box.
    Buncha talking eating bastards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreakShowFanatic View Post
    Squatting on the ground with no toilet paper by a dumpster.
    In New Jersey they call that Saturday evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PimpDaddy View Post
    Anywhere on Bourbon St during Mardi Gras.
    Amen

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