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    Default Heading for a vasectomy consultation today

    Asked my family doctor about it a while back. He hooked me up with a local urologist. Initial appointment is today.

    Do I need to shave my balls and jerk off prior to this appointment or is that only for the main appointment? Will they be fondling my balls?

    This is important. Appointment is at 1 pm

    Thanks

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    Tell your doctor to warm his hands before cupping your balls. It's the polite thing to do.

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    Don't jerk off bro. You need full wood for the analysis. It's a requirement now to ensure you are in good working order before they snip.

    Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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    Can I request that a nurse does the fondling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwhelmed View Post
    Asked my family doctor about it a while back. He hooked me up with a local urologist. Initial appointment is today.

    Do I need to shave my balls and jerk off prior to this appointment or is that only for the main appointment? Will they be fondling my balls?

    This is important. Appointment is at 1 pm

    Thanks

    Ok good question, listen to me very carefully, don't do it! After my wife had our 3rd son the doctor and she asked me if she wanted to get her tubes tied, I said "oh honey you've been through so much and she sad "oh doc just do it" Question is can you wait for that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS69 View Post
    Ok good question, listen to me very carefully, don't do it! After my wife had our 3rd son the doctor and she asked me if she wanted to get her tubes tied, I said "oh honey you've been through so much and she sad "oh doc just do it" Question is can you wait for that?
    nah fuck that. That's like major surgery vs literally a 20 min day procedure. I don't mind getting snipped at this point. I have two great girls and have had kids since I was 19. I don't want babies around in my 40s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwhelmed View Post
    nah fuck that. That's like major surgery vs literally a 20 min day procedure. I don't mind getting snipped at this point. I have two great girls and have had kids since I was 19. I don't want babies around in my 40s.

    Ok then get a frozen bag of peas ready. I never had it done but that's what my brothers and friends have told me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwhelmed View Post
    Can I request that a nurse does the fondling?
    Yes. But he should still warm his hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS69 View Post
    Ok then get a frozen bag of peas ready. I never had it done but that's what my brothers and friends have told me..

    Good advice and also have the Dr. give you a presription for some pain reliever. The first few days are the worst but then after that it isn't so bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMaestro View Post
    Good advice and also have the Dr. give you a presription for some pain reliever. The first few days are the worst but then after that it isn't so bad.

    Guess as long as you can still get the poison out you're good!

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    2 years ago I had a testicular cyst removed. They literally took my testicle out of the sack to cut the cyst off. Other than a few days for the stitches to heal up I only had some mild discomfort for about 24 hrs.

    I don't see where a snip is a big deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megman View Post
    2 years ago I had a testicular cyst removed. They literally took my testicle out of the sack to cut the cyst off. Other than a few days for the stitches to heal up I only had some mild discomfort for about 24 hrs.

    I don't see where a snip is a big deal.
    It's not a big deal.

    BUT DO I NEED TO JERK OFF AND SHAVE MY BALLS FOR TODAYS APPOINTMENT?!

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    The list of things I should not have done:

    -Let my wife pick the Dr and not researched them myself.
    -Gone in for surgery without asking if it was the newer laser procedure or the old school cut and snip.(only upside to this is I have two "X" marks on my balls now so my wife gets to go on the occasional treasure hunt)
    -Driven myself to the pharmacy immediately after and wait around for an hour to get my prescription.(The big black and latino nurses asked me, and I quote, "Sugar, you driving yourself home?"-Black nurse, "Yeah, whach chu don't have no one who loves you?"-Latino nurse.
    -Taken the pain killers before making sure I wasn't allergic to them.
    -Did yard work the next morning and blown out two stitches.

    Only positives-
    -Put my wife to work for a while cleaning the pipes after the surgery.
    -We can now bang spontaneously.
    -I won't have to stare at any future kids she has wondering if they are truly mine.

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    I felt like I had been kicked in the balls for about two months. Not a sharp pain, just a dull ache... for a long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwhelmed View Post
    It's not a big deal.

    BUT DO I NEED TO JERK OFF AND SHAVE MY BALLS FOR TODAYS APPOINTMENT?!
    My prescreening appointment consisted of the 80 yr Dr making me drop my pants, him pulling up on my wiener so he could see my balls, looking under both of my sacs, and then asking me how I felt about the Bucs hopes at making the playoffs. Based on the size of your cock you might be able to skip the second step.

    Oh, and I did trim back my junk, which he thanked me for.

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    I thought you did that a long time ago.

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    Dont you jerk off daily? So what would make today any different than any other day?

    Ask for a reach around. It's the polite thing to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwhelmed View Post
    BUT DO I NEED TO JERK OFF AND SHAVE MY BALLS FOR TODAYS APPOINTMENT?!
    You don't need to, but nothings stopping you.

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    beta males get snipped.

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    You're not getting laid. Why bother?

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