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    As a man, I can't ever imagine getting one of these barbaric surgeries. If you ever let one slip in the vag just vagenema with a diet coke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwhelmed View Post
    Ok done. That was a tad awkward.

    Chick is my age and decent looking (definitely Jewish).

    She did a 30 second talk about the dangers and then is like drop your pants and lie down over there. So I do. Zero hesitation. She starts fondling my nut sack looking for my semen tubes and has troubles locating them. I'd say she's down feeling around for a good 45 seconds. I make eye contact the whole time. By the end she's blushing.

    She finishes up. I pull my pants up sign a paper and leave.

    Hopefully her husband appreciates what I did there.
    How many times did you cum?

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    Update - I think the wife got jealous that another chick was handling my junk. Got fucked last night. So far this vasectomy is working out.

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    Kid number 3 in 9 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiverTexas View Post
    Kid number 3 in 9 months.
    Plans a vasectomy, impregnates wife night before.

    Sounds like a meme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freedomfries View Post
    Plans a vasectomy, impregnates wife night before.

    Sounds like a meme.
    I could see this happening. It fits my life narrative.

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    Is it too late? Dont do it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by .crispy View Post
    I felt like I had been kicked in the balls for about two months. Not a sharp pain, just a dull ache... for a long time.
    This. I just had mine done a month and a half ago. Every once in a while it feels like someone just smacked my balls. Got the test back on Monday which said I have no more swimmers. Go me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrethegiant52 View Post
    This. I just had mine done a month and a half ago. Every once in a while it feels like someone just smacked my balls. Got the test back on Monday which said I have no more swimmers. Go me!
    This chick want to put me under general anesthetic during the procedure. Everything i've read says this isn't normal. Should I be worried or just take the free nap?

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    That does sound strange....although it might be a good idea. My procedure was hell. He had to use twice as much local pain killer than normal on my left side. He had to really dig to find the tube he wanted to snip. This was due to an accident I had as a kid. The 20 minute snip took an hour. Then came the hemotomia. :-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by freedomfries View Post
    Plans a vasectomy, impregnates wife night before.

    Sounds like a meme.
    Well, that would mean he at least got laid since it doesn't sound like that happens too frequently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InSpectre View Post
    Is it too late? Dont do it!
    Bang his wife or get the vasectomy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwhelmed View Post
    Do I need to shave my balls and jerk off prior to this appointment or is that only for the main appointment?
    You do have to wank into a cup a month or so afterwards to make sure it took. I had to do it at work. I fell out of my chair trying to fire it into the little plastic cup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwhelmed View Post
    This chick want to put me under general anesthetic during the procedure. Everything i've read says this isn't normal. Should I be worried or just take the free nap?
    You shouldn't have been trying to grab her ears on the first visit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HMMMMMM View Post
    You do have to wank into a cup a month or so afterwards to make sure it took. I had to do it at work. I fell out of my chair trying to fire it into the little plastic cup.
    Should have had your coworkers support you instead of just sitting and watching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HMMMMMM View Post
    You do have to wank into a cup a month or so afterwards to make sure it took. I had to do it at work. I fell out of my chair trying to fire it into the little plastic cup.
    You must be a natural athlete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwhelmed View Post
    This chick want to put me under general anesthetic during the procedure. Everything i've read says this isn't normal. Should I be worried or just take the free nap?
    Hide your wallet. This doesn't sound normal. And if you feel it a month later, ask another Dr. to check for a random wedding ring or some shit that was left behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwhelmed View Post
    This chick want to put me under general anesthetic during the procedure. Everything i've read says this isn't normal. Should I be worried or just take the free nap?
    She just doesn't want you to hear her and the rest of the staff laughing at your"equipment".

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-tender View Post
    You must be a natural athlete.
    I was leaning back in the standard wank position, like any good christian. But at the last second I realized I had to fire my newly created blanks into a cup. Now laying on your back is perfect for aiming in a tissue, the ceiling, the stomach, or your mouth, but it is a lousy position to put into a cup. So at the last second I had to lean waaaay forward to unload. Problem was that my chair was on wheels so as I pitched forward, the chair came right out from under me.

    I ended up under my desk, with my pants at my ankles, a handful of jizz, and coworkers knocking on my office door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HMMMMMM View Post
    I was leaning back in the standard wank position, like any good christian. But at the last second I realized I had to fire my newly created blanks into a cup. Now laying on your back is perfect for aiming in a tissue, the ceiling, the stomach, or your mouth, but it is a lousy position to put into a cup. So at the last second I had to lean waaaay forward to unload. Problem was that my chair was on wheels so as I pitched forward, the chair came right out from under me.

    I ended up under my desk, with my pants at my ankles, a handful of jizz, and coworkers knocking on my office door.
    Hold up. You decided to jerk off at the office and THEN realized "oh shit this is great opportunity to jizz into that cup"?? Who jerks off at the office for the hell of it?

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